Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
(Source: iamjaceyandlovesuju)
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
(Source: mechastreisand)
That annoying moment when a package says ‘easy open’
But you end up needing scissors, knives, a gun, and a light saber to open it -_-
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: leetakeuchi)
